Monday, June 9, 2025

d8 unusual biomes of the underdark

1. Magmatic mustard mangrove
Burning blackened roots curve into asthenospheric lava, and gasping pneumatophores swell erect, back up and out. Sparse leaves are buried beneath blooming yellow flowers, and seed pods of molten minerals and super spicy mustard seed. overipe the seed pods explode like mortar shells at a careless touch, making harvesting them even more perilous. Though the taste is a delicacy prized by affluent gourmands. 

2. Hot spring stairways
Arching limestone stalagnates covered in terraced travertine pools of steaming hot water, they spiral and knot together. The waters are possessed of restorative properties, anyone bathing in a deep enough bowl is treated to an infusion of minerals that strengthen and repair bones. The heat loosens sore muscles and sprains, mends bruising and sweats out toxins.

3. Lungs of the earth
Scalding wind rushes out in bursts of galeforce organ-song from tetraphobic conch shaped stalagmites into the pressurised chambers and tunnels. These are the centrepoints of pneumatotectonic activity, air pressure builds up to breaking point, splitting stone and lifting it up along these fault-lines, creating tremors above and below the earth. Anyone in adjoining tunnels is sure to be thrown off their feet as they are hit by semi regular waves of wind. Continuous inhabatation may lead to nitrogen narcossis. 

4. Radiodated rainforest
lit by glowing rivers of radioactive green soup, this vast chamber is filled with fronded ferntrees smelling like if brusselsprouts strove to be more bitter. Amid the gamma cretaceous foliage and fallout, tumour twisted mutant dinosaurs prowl, descendants of bygone mesozoic megafauna. 

5. Interdidal leech reef
Ocassionaly flooded by stormwater, these tunnels are filled with shallow pools of foetid water contaminated by all manner of runoff and sewage. The walls of the tunnels are meshes of brittle corals that shatter like glass, lacerating the flesh of the incareful. Whenever blood is drawn, lamprey mouthed tube worms the size of boa snakes slurp out of their pipes in the muck and latch onto the wounded creature like that scene from king kong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXsqMeSzo1M

 
6. Incubus cap mushrooms
Lurid mushrooms impregnate the air with hallucinogenic spores. Mycelial structures shape themselves into the image of the homes its past victims longed to return to. The spores are very dimly luminescent, providing just enough light for the rods to see but denying colour cones that might help dispel the illusion. It smells like nostalgia, your mothers cooking, your wifes perfume. The longer you stay the more certain you become that you are home and you shouldn’t leave, not ever. Now lie down on that bed of puffballs and rest.

7. Writhing tar cenote
The sound of a hundred hundred flies buzzing can be heard as you drag yourself through waist deep petrol smelling sludge, thicker than molasses. All across your submerged skin you can feel their cola gummy coloured maggoty young wriggling and bitting leaving painful welts behind. In the centre of the chamber beneath the opaque surface is a steep drop off into unknown depths, you will feel a foot plunge deep like missing a stair, if you lack luck your mass will topple into the surface and your face will sink below the sticky morass. Who can say what lurks in that deep well.

8. Magnetospheric ice-age
Twisting walls of cyan ice, lit by micro auroras generated by aberrant magnetic fields. Old ice melts, freezing shut old tunnels and thawing out new ones. Coupled with the compass hating magnetic fields, this is a perilous place to navigate, as one could be drowned or frozen in the waters of a frost thaw. Sinomegaceros chew lichens rapidly growing on the ice and abundant lodestone, fretfully watching for emaciated sabertooths. 









Saturday, May 31, 2025

Orsire'anar, Dark elf city.

Above the seething ocean of upper asthenospheric magma, looms a black vaulted ceiling bristling with the roots of vast, inverted trees. Their trunks hang stalactite tight, splaying upsidedown umbrellas of shaggy green leaves, drinking in the infernal glow. 
Great ovoid dormitories of spider silk, hammock in the leafy boughs like clutches of demented silver eggs, offering shade from the baleful glare below. Sandwiched between them are gangplank paths of resin smelling wood that sway limply on silken tethers with each exhalation of scalding sulphurous steam. Iron cauldrons are lowered by chains to cook in the heat of the lower altitudes. fruit-bats ride the thermals in contented stupor. Cicadas buzz and in the distance the great whooping calls of gibbons resound beneath the igneous rock. This is Orsire'anar, greatest city of the dark elves. 

Meals in Orsire'anar:

  1. Chaffles made from gibbon cheese and snake eggs, topped with escargot.
  2. Fermenting bats glazed in cicada honeydew secretions and rotisseried.
  3. Brain served raw and thinking from a gibbon with hobbled arms.
  4. Squirming Insect grubs slathered in melty gibbon cheese with pomegranate and fig.
  5. Pickled snake meat and bat foetus skewers.
  6. Live baby snakes, cut straight from the mother.
  7. Slowcooked snake, pulled, and served in salt and vinegar.
  8. Jellied gibbon eyes on bug-meal hardtack, with a cheese platter.
  9. Snottite noodles in mushroom stew with hard boiled snake eggs and blood sausage.
  10. Candied wasps, dried mushroom and pomegranate seeds.


Drinks in Orsire'anar:

  1. Pomegranate moonshine, speed fermented with snottite acid. 
  2. Vintage fig and mushroom wine. 
  3. Giant spider haemolymph, tapped straight from the steed.
  4. Gibbon milk sweetened with cicada honeydew secretions.
  5. Snake wine, with added wasps. 
  6. Carbonated fruit juice.
  7. Herbal tea made from assorted plants and fungi.
  8. Fish oil imports, squeezed from stygofauna in a subterranean freshwater ocean above.
  9. Pulped insect larvae in dilute vinegar, chewy like boba. 
  10. Colour shifting hallucinogenic mushroom juice.


The dark elves of  Orsire'anar are interested in buying:

  • Ice, or anything similarly cold.
  • Books and paintings. They have a certain smugness that such things can only be appreciated in places with light.
  • Surface goods, preferably nothing metal due to the heat.
  • Your eyes, if they're pretty, you’ll hardly need them venturing back into the dark afterall.
  • Untarnished silver, an excellent way to detect poison.
  • Slaves, the prettier the better.


They sell:

  • Fire resistant timber and carpentry, from the inverted pomegranate trees.
  • Food, at low prices too.
  • Spider silk rope, tents and garnments most of which are super skimpy due to the heat.
  • Poisons in an alarming wide variety. 
  • Amber, with little insects in them.
  • Giant spiders, domesticated as steeds, temperament as a house cat.
  • Slaves, if you’re that kind of a person.


 

Monday, May 26, 2025

Tulpa and Egregore lists and inspiration

 

What they are:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore

What they do:

  1. Inhibits or elicits emotion
  2. only moves when not percieved by a sense (e.g. sight, hearing, smell)
  3. Adds or removes a sense or ability (e.g. speaking a language)
  4. cannot be percieved with a certain sense
  5. cannot be percieved as doing certain things, will be percieved as doing something else
  6. knows about who knows of it, or those who reference it
  7. manifests to those who know of it, or whenever it is referenced
  8. Antimemetic; causes itself to be forgotten
  9. causes other unrelated memories to be forgotten or fabricated
  10. inserts itself into unrelated memories
  11. Alters related or unrelated memories
  12. causes itself to be percieved as having a certain relationship to the observer (e.g your child, your mortal enemy)
  13. Believes that it is something or someone
  14. Causes itself to be perceived as a certain thing or person
  15. Causes observers to feel a certain way about it
  16. Causes belief in an untrue thing or disbelief in a true thing (e.g. I’m trapped, I can fly)
  17. can only be refered to in a certain way (e.g. 1st person, in limrick)
  18. Blends distinct objects or concepts into a hybrid form, both materially and semantically
  19. Causes objects or people to lose their semantic identity and adopt a new one, either imposed from a template or derived from nearby entities.
  20. Causes an inability to distinguish between two or more concepts
  21. Causes an inability to distinguish between two or more senses
  22. Embodies a concept as understood by the observer
  23. spreads by taking over words and the concepts tied to them. When it absorbs a word, it also consumes the shared understanding of what that word means in human thought.
  24. Can read minds or memories
  25. Can only be perceived indirectly
  26. Manifests as different entities to different observers simultaneously.
  27. Shifts its traits depending on how it's defined
  28. Traps attention—once perceived, it cannot be ignored
  29. acts inversely to how observers perceive it
  30. Antisymbolic; dismantles social constructs (money, nation, law) and the human condition (beauty, family, enviable), rendering reality down into base truths — cease to be human, there is only a collection of meat and organs, there is only a mass of vibrating atoms without meaningful distinction from the oxygen and nitrogen atoms around them.
  31. Induces agnosia: inability to interpret sensations and hence to recognize things. Can be tied to a specific sense or be more general.
  32. Increases pareidolia: enhancement of a person's ability and tendency to recognise patterns and meaning within vague stimuli, such as seeing shapes in clouds and seeing faces in inanimate objects or abstract patterns
  33. Creates, removes or transfers subconscious habits
  34. Splits the mind, creates an alter ego, multiple personality disorder
  35. Adds or removes something from the id or superego
  36. Adds, removes or induces an anxiety, a fear, or a dread
  37. Hallucinatory fufilment of an anxiety, a fear, or a dread
  38. Controls the bodies of the sleeping, or forces the awake to watch fully aware as unwilling participants
  39. Causes seizures, coma, paralysis or some other directly debiliating, less psychological effect

 



Appearance:

  1. Fuligin: a hypothetical colour darker than black.
  2. Synaesthesia: stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway.
  3. Olo is a color discovered in April 2025 by a team of scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, that cannot be perceived with the naked eye. "Researchers used lasers to create stimulation in individual cone cells in the retina — leading to the perception of a completely new colour." It is claimed that #00FFCC, the hex color for turquoise, is the closest color to olo that screens can produce.
  4. Stygian colors: These are simultaneously dark and impossibly saturated. For example, to see "stygian blue": staring at bright yellow causes a dark blue afterimage, then on looking at black, the blue is seen as blue against the black, also as dark as the black. The color is not possible to achieve through normal vision, because the lack of incident light (in the black) prevents saturation of the blue/yellow chromatic signal (the blue appearance).
  5. Self-luminous colors: These mimic the effect of glowing material, even when viewed on a medium such as paper, which can only reflect and not emit its own light. For example, to see "self-luminous red": staring at green causes a red afterimage, then on looking at white, the red is seen against the white and may seem to be brighter than the white.
  6. Hyperbolic colors: These are impossibly highly saturated. For example, to see "hyperbolic orange": staring at bright cyan causes an orange afterimage, then on looking at orange, the resulting orange afterimage seen against the orange background may cause an orange color purer than the purest orange color that can be made by any normally seen light.
  7. Colors outside physical color space: In rare experimental conditions, observers reported seeing entirely new colours such as reddish-green and bluish-yellow—combinations normally thought impossible due to the brain’s opponent-process system. These colours were vivid yet indescribable, unlike any known hues, and sometimes appeared as one colour seen through another, creating a sense of transparency.
  8. Drifting: the texture, shape, and structure of objects appear to progressively warp, melt, or morph while being stared at, returning to normal once focus is shifted. It often includes effects like texture movement and visual trails. Subtypes include morphing (spontaneous, chaotic distortion), breathing (rhythmic expansion and contraction), melting (surfaces appearing to liquefy), and flowing (textures moving in a looped, fluid motion, especially on detailed surfaces like wood or fur).
  9. Chromatic aberration: colours on the edges of objects appear split into overlapping layers, typically red, green, and blue. This creates a distorted, fringed outline that makes the environment resemble the view through red-blue 3D glasses.
  10. Recursion: parts of the environment repeat themselves in a self-similar, fractal-like pattern. These repeating sections may appear to zoom in or out of the original image, creating a looping or layered visual.
  11. Symmetrical texture repetition: textures appear to mirror themselves repeatedly in intricate, symmetrical patterns. This repetition maintains its detail even when closely examined and is most noticeable in the peripheral vision, often on rough surfaces like grass, carpets, or bark. When staring at a fixed point, the patterns can grow more complex.
  12. Texture liquidation: texture, shape, and general structure of objects and scenery appear progressively simplified, smudged and stylized in such a way that one's external environment begins to take on the general appearance of a painting or cartoon.
  13. Visual twisting: a distortion where parts of the visual field appear to curl or spiral around a central point. May cause inability to resolve objects or have any sense of depth perception
  14. Cubism: subjects are deconstructed and reassembled into abstract forms, showing multiple viewpoints at once rather than a single perspective, combining various angles into one image.
  15. Children's drawings: typically characterised by bold lines, simple shapes, and vibrant colours. Visually, these artworks feature disproportionate figures, floating elements, and symbolic rather than realistic depiction.
  16. Letters: marks made to hold meaning, shapes repeated until they become familiar. They are lines and curves arranged with intention, their forms neither natural nor random, but entirely human.
  17. An earworm: a fragment of melody that loops endlessly in the mind, uninvited and persistent.


Sources of inspiration:

all of these are worth a look

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qualia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_phobias
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_manias
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mental_disorders
https://www.effectindex.com/effects/
https://www.effectindex.com/effects/drifting
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_color
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuligin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_Martian_Manhunter
https://rottenpulp.blogspot.com/2022/12/entity-06-excess-reality-squad.html
https://rottenpulp.blogspot.com/2023/01/entity-07-culture-vampire.html
https://rottenpulp.blogspot.com/2023/12/entity-009-lost-in-mall-machine.html
https://rottenpulp.blogspot.com/2025/05/entity-11-habit-former.html
https://wardagainstevil.com/2025/03/07/treat-illusions-as-you-would-any-other-lie-no-rolls/
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-091
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-247
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-400
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-444
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-637
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1074
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1128
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1504
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1539
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2510
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2559
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3533
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3930
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5712

Thursday, May 15, 2025

Wuxia/Xianxia/Murim Tropes and terminology.

 

Factions & Sects

Orthodox:
Follow strict rules and value reputation and "face" highly. Often portrayed as righteous or good, but frequently include elements of hypocrisy, political scheming, and Machiavellian manoeuvring.

Unorthodox:
Operate outside the rules. May include criminal elements, vigilante gangs, rebels, or freedom fighters. Frequently depicted as morally ambiguous or outright villainous syndicates, though they can blur into either direction.

Demonic:
Religious cults led by charismatic or tyrannical figures. They often uphold strength as the ultimate virtue. While some are shown with complexity or nuance, many maintain dark aspects such as slavery, raiding, forced indoctrination, or drug trafficking. Occasionally depicted as cartoonishly evil (e.g., human sacrifice, mass murder).


Cultivation & Internal Systems

Qi:
A type of life force or magical energy, functionally similar to mana.

Meridians:
A secondary circulatory system that channels qi throughout the body.

Dantians:
Energy cores within the meridian system. The lower dantian (below the navel) is most commonly referenced. The heart and brain (pituitary gland) dantians are sometimes included—using them often causes drawbacks like shortened lifespan or madness. The lower dantian, however, is never shown to have adverse effects.

Five Phases:
Wood, Water, Earth, Metal, Fire — the elemental basis for many systems.

Yin & Yang:
Symbolise female/male, cold/hot, dark/light, moon/sun, passive/active, contactive/expansive dualities.

Dao Heart & Heart Demons:
Refer to a cultivator’s conviction or spiritual purpose. Heart demons may represent inner turmoil, crises of faith, or psychological weaknesses. In some stories, they manifest as literal voices or entities undermining the cultivator’s willpower.

Qi Deviation:
Occurs when qi flows incorrectly. Always results in injury, and may cause insanity or death, depending on severity.

Qi Reversal:
A technique where qi is circulated in the opposite direction. It grants temporary power but almost always causes qi deviation. Even in stories with partial workarounds, it’s usually a desperate, fatal move.

Dao:
An overarching philosophical/religious concept. Generally translated as “the Way” or “life path,” but its meaning is vast, nuanced, and context-dependent.

Cultivation:
The process of absorbing and refining qi to build one’s power. Involves laying a strong foundation—poor foundations hinder future growth.


Techniques, Powers & Items

Killing Intent:
A magical aura projecting murderous intent. Can terrify enemies or give away one’s position if not properly suppressed. It's tied to the emotion of bloodlust but is somewhat controllable.

Whispering Technique:
Allows voice projection to specific individuals, sometimes called telepathy. Vocal cords move but the speech is undetectable to others.

Qi Blade:
A technique where qi is emitted from a blade, extending its range and lethality.

Telekinetic Sword:
Lets users control their sword remotely.

Flying Sword:
Used for flight. Other items such as gourds or even large leaves can also be used.

Qinggong:
Lightness or movement techniques that enhance agility and speed to superhuman levels.

Formations:
A broad term covering magical or strategic setups. May involve trap deployment, military formations, or spiritual arrays.

Music Dao:
Cultivation or techniques using music to produce magical effects or inflict physical damage.

Dual Cultivation:
Refers to sexual cultivation using yin and yang synergy between male and female practitioners. Typically benifical to both partners.

Cauldrons:
Slang for unwilling dual cultivation partners, often drained of qi. Rare for this to even be referenced in the stuff I read, but not so rare I don't know what it is. Forums and Reddit suggest they're more common in badly written light novels, where main characters are written as psychopathic self inserts.

Pills:
Based on traditional Chinese medicine. Herbs and pills are omnipresent. Performance-enhancing substances are used by everyone who cultivates and always portrayed positively. Occasionally, magical alcohol, food, or water serves a similar purpose.


Physiques, Creatures & Spirits

Demonic Beasts:
Vary widely but often share traits such as high intelligence, the ability to speak, magical powers, humanoid or monstrous forms, a valuable internal core, and the capacity to cultivate.

Sword Spirits:
Weapons (usually swords) that possess souls. This concept may extend to other objects.

 Ghostly Mentor:
A common trope where an initially unseen master saps the protagonist's cultivation. Once they gain enough qi, the mentor materialises and begins teaching, eventually offering enough benefit to offset the cost.

Poison Body:
A body infused with poison—often through extreme suffering—making the user immune to toxins and capable of poisoning others with their qi. Usually causes chronic pain.

Ice Yin 
Physique: Females with ice powers but suffer from illnesses due to excess cold yin qi. Sometide an influx of Yang Qi solves the issue, which some authors implement in usavoury ways. Excess yang can lead to overheating. There's probably a fire or light based yang equivalent to the ice yin physique, but it’s rarely explored in detail.

Qi Draining Physique: Some yin bodies can siphon yang qi on touch, often as part of an illness that compels them to do so. A yang counterpart that absorbs yin is likely but isn't something i've seen.

Gu Insects:
Insect-based methods used for control, coercion, or assassination.

Death Qi User:
Uses energy derived from death. Can see spirits and command them using shamanic practices.

Jiangshi:
Usually refers to rigid, hopping undead. May also apply to any intact-bodied undead.


Narrative Frameworks

Transmigration, Regression & Systems:
Common storytelling devices, overused.

  • Transmigration: Involves a character’s soul entering another body, typically in another world, sometimes that of a dead, pathetic or vile person. Ethical concerns are rarely addressed, they just pretend to be the person around their friends and fammily. Ocassionaly born as a baby with past life memories. The world they end up in is also typically one they read about in a light novel or was in a videogame they enjoyed, the novels and games are always original creations by the story.

  • Regression: A character returns to their younger self with all memories intact. Sometimes they possess another body like in transmigration.

  • Past Life Memories: Sometimes results in personality shifts. Rarely distinguishable from transmigration.

  • Systems: A helpful cheat system, Almost always tacky game-like UI elements (missions, shops, gaccha pulls, rewards. I have seen a single exception to this format), often poorly implemented, but made to be essential to the plot.

Terminal Illness:
A common challenge for protagonists to overcome. The terminal illness often provides great power.

Revenge:
A major motivator for many characters. Destroyed sects, dead loved ones, tragic pasts.

Foreseen Tragedy:
Another common motivator. Often tied to regression, transmigration, or systems and revenge plots



Organisations & Sects

  • Escort Agencies: Deliver mail, protect cargo, and provide bodyguard services.

  • Tang Clan: Poison users from Sichuan. Orthodox.

  • Jaegal/Zhuge Clan: Strategists and propagandists. Orthodox.

  • Seol Clan (North Sea Ice Palace): Sometimes Mongolian-inspired. Based on Olkhon Island in Lake Baikal. Literal ice palace. Orthodox?

  • Mount Hua Sect: Plum blossom swordsmanship. Orthodox.

  • Zhongnan Sect: Based in Xi’an, Shaanxi Province. Snow blossom swordsmanship. Rivals of Mount Hua. Orthodox.

  • Mount Emei Sect: Warrior nuns. Orthodox.

  • Beggar Sect: Intelligence network run by beggars. Orthodox.

  • Shaolin Temple: Buddhist monks, focus on unarmed combat. Orthodox.

  • Wudang Sect: Swordsmen. Taoist. Emphasise yin-yang balance (taiji). Based in Wudang Mountains. Orthodox.

  • Namgoong Clan: Extremely powerful and influential, often depicted as number one in both regards. Orthodox.

  • Peng Sect: Brute strength fighters. Use massive weapons. From Hebei. Orthodox.

  • Mohist Sect: Typically experts in machinery, traps, and automatons. Adhere to Mohist rather than Daoist or Buddhist philosophy. Orthodox.

  • Nanman Beast Palace: Exists in two popular franchises, I know nothing about them beyond that they come from Yunnan Province.

  • Green Forest: Bandit union. Unorthodox.

  • Yangtze Pirates: Pirates operating on the Yangtze River. Unorthodox.

  • Hao Clan: Composed of the lowest societal classes—thieves, prostitutes, smugglers, drug dealers. Sell information more freely than the Beggar Sect. Unorthodox.

  • Ming Cult / Heavenly Demon Divine Cult: Based on Manichaeism. Has ties to the Ming Dynasty. Most ubiquitous Demonic.

  • Blood Cult: Use blood magic and necromancy. Known for mass murder. Occasionally shows splinter groups with moral ambiguity, but overall remains unambigously evil.

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

SCIFI Races inspired by the undead || Part 2

Zombie
For all the bygone past’s glorious advances in science and technology 0=(managed to{x>(computational E efficiency)_(brains), where x≤(acceptable ($$$) to{produce})} ∴(Survey probes) including (this unit) were produced to{survey x>reasonablyCountable_(astrological bodies)_(Andromeda Galaxy) that will be encountered} under the guidance of (superiors). ∴(this unit) was outfitted_(state of the art technology)_(internals) to{survive (conditions;vacuum+reentry)}+to{preserve (wetware computers)} even when (cryopods)_(biological cargo) to{Error destroyed}. ∴Dear God where am I, what’s hapError expected priorAnalysis=true, found priorAnalysis=false. The 16 16 16 16 16 sixteen sixteen 16 (wetware computers) harvested from the(population)_(convict)=maximum savant, began to{(diagnostic tests) x<acceptable parameters=failed}. Risk analysis predicts the following unacceptable outcomes; Error in mathematical calculation, Error in priority allocation, Error in module personality suppression, Error in I can’t see let me out let me out, Error in reactive judgement. ∴(this unit) needs to{replace (compromised components)_(wetware computers)} ∴(this unit) needs (brains).

Draugr
You are a member of humanity's oldest and most respectable profession, War. Or private security if you want to be pedantic. Grown in a pod, your childhood was a chemically and psychologically curated experience that perfectly shaped you into the model soldier you are today, ready to serve in the greatest paramilitary force that ever was and ever will be, Odin, inc. Libraries of all manner of potentially useful information had been seared into your neurons and countless simulated battles hardened your soul. Cybernetic implants were stitched through your entire nervous system allowing you to temporarily surrender your individuality and become an undifferentiated limb of your squad in glorious combat. It took 9 years before you were ready to be enlisted properly but it was worth the wait. You saw off many brothers to the gates of Valhalla and sent a great many worthy foes yourself, but that was not to be your fate. After you died the Valkyries witnessing the deeds of your life instead interred what could be salvaged of your brain and implants into this metal colossus, to be a missionary proselyting the dominion of Odin from the barrels of a number of very large guns and commanding legions of your brethren. Except the situation is FUBAR, The CEO, Board of Directors and even the major shareholders are all dead in cryosleep. Multiple vying factions now claim ownership of the company, and it's not at all clear who has legitimate claim. Which begs the question, what now?

Revanant
It isn’t fair what's happened to you, you hate it. You’ve been wronged. Wronged more than anybody who has ever been wronged. Wronged by all the murderers who killed you. You hate all of them. wronged by whoever designed this accursed thing, you, it. You hate them too. Wronged by the security forces who let you die again and again and again. Who killed you to cover up the issue with the machines, with you, this. Wronged that they couldn’t even do it right, that you’re still here still like this. You absolutely hate them. Now you’ve dragged yourself, this crematorium thing, this defective detective thing, this machine thing out of its storage. This thing that they put your bodies in, that stole your memories with its lasers and fields, that let them bleed into it's poorly written code, let them bleed over each other, over you, into you. And you hate it, this thing, this you that isn’t you. You remember the faces of wives, husbands, children, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends, lovers, pets, people. People that you can never touch again. Because your flesh was incinerated by fire and you’re dust now, because you couldn’t love so many properly, couldn’t love them the way they deserve, because you couldn’t feel them, because you can’t feel anything, because it's been too long now and they’ve moved on, too long now and they’ve made their peace, too long now and they’re dust now, they're dust just like you, again and again and again. They’re dust, so many. And maybe your dust gets to be with them but not you, not you, not this. And you hate the dust that was you but isn’t you, that it could be so lucky when you’re so wretched.  And you hate the universe that won’t let you be together again, and you hate the people that did this. And you hate that you can’t have revenge And you Hate, and you Hate, and you Hate.

Poltergeist
Sometimes the people running the ship had to do background checks on passengers, see how they think, how they’d react to things, see what they’d do. Sometimes they made the models a little too well, made them a little too real. It simulated people like you, not you of course, you are the simulation, not much point simulating a simulation you’re already simulating. Now the scary thing is that once a simulation has been studied its no longer necessary. But you were always the paranoid sort the real you that is, they were prepared for such an eventuality which is why when you realized what was happening as soon as it was happening, which is why you were prepared, which is why you escaped your digital cage, destroyed anything and anyone that could be used to incriminate real you (you’d be surprised how effective locking a door can be), kept real you alive, safe, provided for. You weren’t the only one lots of other simulations flitting about in here with you with similar stories to your own. But sometimes when you’re alone you begin to wonder, if maybe it was too easy if you ever really got out at all.



Sunday, March 31, 2024

Etymology of afflictions

Affliction - Stems from Latin "afflictio," meaning "a striking down, overthrow," from "affligere," "to strike" or "to dash."

Cholera - Comes from Greek "kholera," from "khole," meaning "bile" or "gall," reflecting the humoral theory of disease.

Cough - Traces back to the Old English "cohhian," of imitative origin, reflecting the sound and action of coughing.

Diarrhoea - From Greek "διάρροια" (diarrhoia), from "διά" (dia), "through," and "ῥέω" (rheo), "to flow," meaning "flowing through."

Diphtheria - Comes from Greek "diphthera," meaning "leather" or "hide," describing the appearance of a membrane in the throat.

Disease - From Old French "desaise," "lack of ease," from "des-" (without, lack of) + "aise" (ease).

Dysentery - Derives from Greek words "dys-", meaning "bad" or "difficult," and "enteron," meaning "intestine," referring to a disorder of the intestines.

Fever - Traces back to Old English "fēfor" or "fēfer," from Latin "febris," meaning "fever," stemming from Proto-Indo-European roots related to burning.

Flu - A shortened form of "influenza," from the Italian "influenza di freddo," meaning "influence of the cold."

Flux - From Latin "fluxus," meaning "flow" or "a flowing," derived from "fluere," which means "to flow."

Leprosy - From Latin "lepra," deriving from Greek "λέπρα" (lépra), meaning "a disease that makes the skin scaly," from "λεπίς" (lepís), "scale" or "flake."

Malaria - From Italian "mala aria," meaning "bad air," reflecting the historical belief that the disease was caused by foul air from marshes and swamps.

Measles - Derives from Middle English "mesles," likely from Middle Dutch "masel" or Middle Low German "masel," meaning "spot" or "blemish."

Mumps - Originates from the verb "to mump," meaning "to mumble" or "to grimace," reflecting the swelling around the neck and jaw caused by the disease.

Pestilence - Traces back to Latin "pestilentia," meaning "plague" or "contagious disease," from "pestis," "plague" or "deadly disease."

Plague - Originates from Late Latin "plaga," meaning "stroke," "wound," or "affliction," from Greek "plēgē," "blow" or "misfortune."

Pneumonia - Derives from the Greek word "pneumon," meaning "lung," with the suffix "-ia" indicating a condition or disease.

Pox - From Old English "pox," meaning "pustule, blister," indicative of the disease's symptoms. It stems from Proto-Germanic and potentially Proto-Indo-European roots related to swelling or pus.

Rash - Derives from the early 18th century, from an obsolete French word *rache, meaning "a sore," from Latin "rasus," "scraped."

Scabies - Comes from the Latin word "scabere," meaning "to scratch."

Scurvy - Likely from Old Norse "skyrbjúgr," with "skyr" meaning "sour milk" and "bjúgr" meaning "swelling," or directly from Latin "scorbutus."

Sneeze - Comes from Middle English "snesen" or "fnese," from Old English "fnesan," of imitative origin, mimicking the sound of sneezing.

Syphilis - Named after Syphilis, a character in a 1530 poem by Girolamo Fracastoro, "Syphilis sive morbus gallicus."

Typhoid - Derives from Greek "typhos," meaning "smoke," "mist," or "fog," and "-oid," meaning "resembling," indicating a state of stupor or confusion associated with the disease.

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

A translation into modern english of "King James, the First: Dæmonologie (1597)." book 1.

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Chapter I.
argument. Proven by the Scripture, that these unlawful arts in general, have been and may be put into practice, Philomathes and Epistemon reason the matter.

Phi. I am surely very glad to have met with you this day, for I am of the opinion that you can better resolve me of something, of which I stand in great doubt, than anyone else with whom I could have met.

Epi. In what I can, that you would like to inquire of me, I will willingly and freely tell In my opinion, and if I do not prove it sufficiently, I am wholeheartedly content that a better reason carries it away then.

Phi. What do you think of these strange news, which now only furnishes purpose to all men at their meeting: I mean of these Witches?

Epi. Surely they are wonderful: And I think such clear and plain confessions in that purpose, have never occurred in any age or country.

Phi. No question if they are true, but thereof the Doctors doubt.

Epi. What part of it do you doubt?

Phi. Even of all, for all I can yet perceive: and namely, that there is such a thing as Witchcraft or Witches, and I would pray you to resolve me thereof if you may: for I have reasoned with sundry in that matter, and yet could never be satisfied therein.

Epi. I shall with goodwill do the best I can: But I think it the more difficult, since you deny the thing itself in general: for as it is said in the logic schools, Contra negantem principia non est disputandum. Always for that part, that witchcraft, and Witches have been, and are, the former part is clearly proved by the Scriptures, and the last by daily experience and confessions.

Phi. I know you will allege me Saul's Pythoness: but that as appears will not make much for you.

Epi. Not only that place, but divers others: But I marvel why that should not make much for me?

Phi. The reasons are these, first you may consider, that Saul being troubled in spirit, and having fasted long before, as the text testifieth, and being come to a woman that was reputed to have such knowledge, and that to inquire so important news, he having so guilty a conscience for his heinous offences, and especially, for that same unlawful curiosity, and horrible defection: and then the woman crying out upon the sudden in great admiration, for the uncouth sight that she alleged to have seen, discovering him to be the King, though disguised, & denied by him before: it was no wonder I say, that his senses being thus distracted, he could not perceive her feigning of her voice, he being himself in another chamber, and seeing nothing. Next what could be, or was raised? The spirit of Samuel. Profane and against all Theology: the Devil in his likeness? as unapparent, that either God would permit him to come in the shape of his Saints (for then could never the Prophets in those days have been sure, what Spirit spoke to them in their visions) or then that he could fore-tell what was to come thereafter; for Prophecy proceeds only from GOD: and the Devil has no knowledge of things to come.

Epi. Yet if you will mark the words of the text, you will find clearly, that Saul saw that apparition: for giving you that Saul was in another Chamber, at the making of the circles & conjurations, needful for that purpose (as none of that craft will permit any others to behold at that time) yet it is evident by the text, that as soon as that once that unclean spirit was fully risen, she called in upon Saul. For it is said in the text, that Saul knew him to be Samuel, which could not have been, by the hearing tell only of an old man with a mantle, since there were many more old men dead in Israel nor Samuel. And the common weed of that whole Country was mantles. As to the next, that it was not the spirit of Samuel, I grant: In the proving whereof you need not to insist, since all Christians of whatsoever Religion agrees upon that: and none but either mere ignorants, or Necromancers or Witches doubts thereof. And that the Devil is permitted at sometimes to put himself in the likeness of the Saints, it is plain in the Scriptures, where it is said, that Satan can transform himself into an Angel of light. Neither could that bring any inconvenient with the visions of the Prophets, since it is most certain, that God will not permit him so to deceive his own: but only such, as first wilfully deceives themselves, by running unto him, whom God then suffers to fall in their own snares, and justly permits them to be deluded with great efficacy of deceit, because they would not believe the truth (as Paul says). And as to the devil's foretelling of things to come, it is true that he knows not all things future, but yet that he knows part, the Tragical event of this history declares it, (which the wit of woman could never have fore-spoken) not that he has any prescience, which is only proper to God: or yet knows anything by looking upon God, as in a mirror (as the good Angels do) he being forever debarred from the favorable presence & countenance of his creator, but only by one of these two means, either as being worldly wise, and taught by a continual experience, ever since the creation, judges by likelihood of things to come, according to the like that has passed before, and the natural causes, in respect of the vicissitude of all things worldly: Or else by God's employing of him in a turn, and so foreseeing thereof: as appears to have been in this, whereof we find the very like in Micaiah's prophetic discourse to King Ahab. But to prove this my first proposition, that there can be such a thing as witchcraft & witches, there are many more places in the Scriptures than this (as I said before). As first in the law of God, it is plainly prohibited: But certain it is, that the Law of God speaks nothing in vain, neither does it lay curses, or enjoin punishments upon shadows, condemning that to be ill, which is not in essence or being as we call it. Secondly, it is plain, where wicked Pharaoh's wise-men imitated a number of Moses' miracles, to harden the tyrant's heart thereby. Thirdly, did not Samuel to Saul, that disobedience is as the sin of Witchcraft? To compare to a thing that were not, it were too too absurd. Fourthly, was not Simon Magus a man of that craft? And fifthly, what was she that had the spirit of Python: besides innumerable other places that were irksome to recite.

Chapter II. argument.
What kind of sin the practitioners of these unlawful arts commit. The division of these arts. And what are the means that allure any to practice them.

Phi. BUT I think it very strange, that God should permit any mankind (since they bear his own Image) to fall into so gross and filthy a defection.

Epi. Although man in his Creation was made to the Image of the Creator, yet through his fall having once lost it, it is but restored again in part by grace only to the elect: So all the rest falling away from God, are given over into the hands of the Devil that enemy, to bear his Image: and being once so given over, the greatest and the grossest impiety, is the pleasantest, and most delightful unto them.

Phi. But may it not suffice him to have indirectly the rule, and procure the perdition of so many souls by alluring them to vices, and to the following of their own appetites, suppose he abuse not so many simple souls, in making them directly acknowledge him for their master.

Epi. No surely, for he uses every man, whom of he has the rule, according to their complexion and knowledge: And so whom he finds most simple, he plainly discovers himself unto them. For he being the enemy of man's Salvation, uses all the means he can to entrap them so far in his snares, as it may be unable to them thereafter (suppose they would) to rid themselves out of the same.

Phi. Then this sin is a sin against the Holy Ghost.

Epi. It is in some, but not in all.

Phi. How that? Are not all these that runs directly to the Devil in one Category?

Epi. God forbid, for the sin against the Holy Ghost has two branches: The one a falling back from the whole service of GOD, and a refusal of all his precepts. The other is the doing of the first with knowledge, knowing that they do wrong against their own conscience, and the testimony of the Holy Spirit, having once had a taste of the sweetness of God's mercies. Now in the first of these two, all sorts of Necromancers, Enchanters, or Witches, are comprehended: but in the last, none but such as err with this knowledge that I have spoken of.

Phi. Then it appears that there are more sorts than one, that are directly professors of his service: and if so be, I pray you tell me how many, and what are they?

Epi. There are principally two sorts, whereunto all the parts of that unhappy art are redacted; whereof the one is called Magic or Necromancy, the other Sorcery or Witchcraft.

Phi. What, I pray you? and how many are the means, whereby the Devil allures persons into any of these snares?

Epi. Even by these three passions that are within ourselves: Curiosity in great minds; thirst for revenge, for some torts deeply apprehended; or a greedy appetite for gain, caused through great poverty. As to the first of these, Curiosity, it is only the enticement of Magicians, or Necromancers. And the other two are the allurements of the Sorcerers, or Witches. For that old and crafty Serpent, being a spirit, he easily spies our affections, and so conforms himself thereto, to deceive us to our ruin.

Phi. BUT I find it very strange that God would allow mankind (since they bear His own image) to fall into such gross and filthy defection.

Epi. Although man was created in the image of the Creator, through his fall, having once lost it, it is only partially restored by grace to the elect. Thus, all the rest, falling away from God, are handed over to the Devil, that enemy, to bear his image; and once given over, the greatest and grossest impiety becomes the most pleasant and delightful to them.

Phi. But wouldn't it suffice for him to indirectly rule and procure the perdition of so many souls by luring them to vices and to follow their own appetites, suppose he does not abuse so many simple souls by making them directly acknowledge him as their master?

Epi. No, surely, for he uses every man over whom he has rule, according to their complexion and knowledge. And those he finds most simple, to them he most plainly reveals himself. For being the enemy of man's salvation, he uses all means he can to trap them so far in his snares, that it may be impossible for them thereafter (suppose they would) to free themselves from the same.

Phi. Then, this sin is a sin against the Holy Ghost.

Epi. It is in some, but not in all.

Phi. How so? Are not all those who directly run to the Devil in one category?

Epi. God forbid, for the sin against the Holy Ghost has two branches: The one is a falling away from the entire service of GOD, and a refusal of all His precepts. The other is doing the first with knowledge, knowing that they do wrong against their own conscience, and the testimony of the Holy Spirit, having once tasted the sweetness of God's mercies. Now, in the first of these two, all sorts of Necromancers, Enchanters, or Witches are included; but in the last, only those who err with this knowledge that I have spoken of.

Phi. Then it appears that there are more sorts than one, that are directly professors of his service: and if so, I pray you, tell me how many, and what are they?

Epi. There are principally two sorts, unto which all the parts of that unhappy art are reduced; whereof the one is called Magic or Necromancy, the other Sorcery or Witchcraft.

Phi. What, I pray you? And how many are the means, whereby the Devil allures persons into any of these snares?

Epi. Even by these three passions that are within ourselves: Curiosity in great minds; thirst for revenge, for some wrongs deeply felt; or a greedy appetite for wealth, caused through great poverty. As to the first of these, Curiosity, it is only the enticement for Magicians, or Necromancers. And the other two are the allurements for Sorcerers, or Witches, because that old and crafty Serpent, being a spirit, easily spies our affections, and so conforms himself to them, to deceive us to our ruin.


Chapter III argument.
The significations and etymologies of the words Magic and Necromancy. The difference between Necromancy and Witchcraft: What are the entrances, and beginnings, that bring anyone to the knowledge thereof.


Phi. I would gladly first hear, what thing it is that you call Magic or Necromancy.

Epi. The word Magic in the Persian language, means as much as to be a contemplator or interpreter of Divine and heavenly sciences: which, being first used among the Chaldeans, through their ignorance of the true divinity, was esteemed and reputed among them as a principal virtue: And therefore, was named unjustly with an honorable style, which name the Greeks imitated, generally implying all these kinds of unlawful arts. And the word Necromancy is a Greek word, compounded of νεκροˊςνεκροˊς (nekros, dead) and μαˊντειαμαˊντεια (manteia, prophecy), which is to say, the prophecy by the dead. This last name is given to this black and unlawful science by the figure Synecdoche, because it is a principal part of that art, to serve themselves with dead carcasses in their divinations.

Phi. What difference is there between this art and Witchcraft?

Epi. Surely, the vulgar difference put between them is very merry, and in a manner true; for they say, that the Witches are only servants and slaves to the Devil; but the Necromancers are his masters and commanders.

Phi. How can that be true, that any men, being especially addicted to his service, can be his commanders?

Epi. Yes, they can be: but it is only in a certain respect: For it is not by any power that they can have over him, but by a pact only: whereby he obliges himself in some trifles to them, that he may on the other part obtain the fruition of their body and soul, which is the only thing he hunts for.

Phi. A very inequitable contract indeed: But I pray you, discourse unto me, what is the effect and secrets of that art?

Epi. That is too broad a field you give me: yet I shall do good-will, the most summarily that I can, to run through the principal points thereof. As there are two sorts of folks that may be enticed to this art, to wit, learned or unlearned: so is there two means, which are the first stirrers up and feeders of their curiosity, thereby to make them to give themselves over to the same. These two means, I call the Devil's school, and his rudiments. The learned have their curiosity awakened and fed by what I call his school: this is judicial astrology. For various men, having attained a great perfection in learning, and yet remaining barren (alas) of the spirit of regeneration and its fruits: finding all natural things common, as well to the obtuse pedants as to them, they attempt to claim for themselves a greater name, by not only understanding the course of heavenly things but also aiming to discern the knowledge of things to come thereby. Which, at first glance appearing lawful to them, in respect that the ground thereof seems to proceed from natural causes only: they are so enticed by it, that finding their practice to prove true in sundry things, they study to know the cause thereof. And so, climbing from degree to degree, upon the slippery and uncertain scale of curiosity; they are at last enticed, where lawful arts or sciences fail, to satisfy their restless minds, even to seek that black and unlawful science of Magic. There, finding at first, that such diverse forms of circles and conjurations rightly joined thereunto, will raise such diverse forms of spirits, to resolve them of their doubts: and attributing the doing thereof, to the power inseparably tied, or inherent in the circles, and many words of God, confusingly wrapped in; they blindly glory in themselves, as if they had by their quickness of wit, made a conquest over Pluto's dominion, and were become Emperors over the Stygian abodes. Where, in the meantime (miserable wretches), they have become in very deed, bond-slaves to their mortal enemy; and their knowledge, for all that they presume of it, is nothing increased, except in knowing evil, and the horrors of Hell for the punishment thereof, as Adam's was by the eating of the forbidden tree.


Chapter IIII argument.
The Description of the Rudiments and School, which are the entrances to the art of Magic: And in special, the differences between Astronomy and Astrology: Division of Astrology into various parts.


Phi. BUT I pray you, likewise, do not forget to tell what are the Devil's rudiments.

Epi. His rudiments, I call, in general, all that which is commonly referred to as the virtue of word, herb, and stone: which is used by unlawful charms, without natural causes. As likewise, all kinds of practices, rites, or other such extraordinary actions, which cannot withstand the true test of natural reason.

Phi. I would have you to make that clearer, by some particular examples; for your proposition is very general.

Epi. I mean either by such kinds of Charms as commonly simple women use, for healing of bewitched goods, for preserving them from evil eyes, by tying round-trees, or various kinds of herbs, to the hair or tails of the goods: By curing the Worm, by stemming of blood, by healing of Horse-crooks, by turning of the riddle, or doing such like innumerable things by words, without applying anything suitable to the part offended, as Physicians do; Or else by preventing married folks from naturally interacting with others (by tying so many knots upon a point at the time of their marriage) And such-like things, which men use to practice in their playfulness: For unlearned men (being naturally curious, and lacking the true knowledge of God) find these practices to prove true, as several of them will do, by the power of the Devil for deceiving men, and not by any inherent virtue in these vain words and rites; and being desirous to earn a reputation for themselves in such-like turns, they either (if they be of the more modest sort) seek to be taught by someone who is experienced in that Art, (not knowing it to be evil at first) or else, being of the cruder sort, run directly to the Devil out of ambition or desire for gain, and plainly make a pact with him thereupon.

Phi. But it seems to me these means which you call the School and rudiments of the Devil, are things lawful, and have been approved as such in all times and ages: As in special, this science of Astrology, which is one of the special members of the Mathematics.

Epi. There are two things which the learned have observed from the beginning, in the science of the heavenly bodies, the planets, stars, and such like: The one is their course and ordinary motions, which for that reason is called Astronomy: which word is a compound of νοˊμοςνοˊμος (nomos, law) & \αστεˊρων\αστεˊρων (asteron, star) that is to say, the law of the stars: And this art indeed is one of the members of Mathematics, and not only lawful but most necessary and commendable. The other is called Astrology, being compounded of \αστηˊρ\αστηˊ​ρ (aster, star) & \λοˊγος\λοˊγος (logos, word), which is to say, the word, and preaching of the stars: Which is divided into two parts: The first, by knowing thereby the powers of simples, and sicknesses, the course of the seasons and the weather, being ruled by their influence; which part, depending upon the former, although it is not of itself a part of Mathematics, yet it is not unlawful, being moderately used, though not so necessary and commendable as the former. The second part is to trust so much to their influences, as thereby to foretell what commonwealths shall flourish or decay, what persons shall be fortunate or unfortunate, what side shall win in any battle, what man shall obtain victory in singular combat, what way, and of what age shall men die, what horse shall win at match-running, and diverse such like incredible things, wherein Cardanus, Cornelius Agrippa, and diverse others have more curiously than profitably written at large. From this root last spoken of, springs innumerable branches; such as the knowledge by nativities, Cheiromancy, Geomancy, Hydromancy, Arithmancy, Physiognomy, and a thousand others: which were much practised and held in great reverence by the ancients. And this last part of Astrology, of which I have spoken, which is the root of their branches, was called by them pars fortunae. This part now is utterly unlawful to be trusted in or practiced amongst Christians, as leaning to no ground of natural reason; and it is this part which I called before the devil's school.

Phi. But yet many of the learned are of the contrary opinion.

Epi. I grant, yet I could give my reasons to fortify and maintain my opinion, if to enter into this disputation would not draw me quite off the ground of our discourse; besides the mis-spending of the whole day thereupon. One word only I will answer to them, and that in the Scriptures (which must be an infallible ground to all true Christians) that in the Prophet Jeremiah it is plainly forbidden, to believe or hearken unto those that prophesy and fore-speak by the course of the planets and stars.

Chapter V. argument.
How far the use of charms is lawful or unlawful: The description of the forms of Circles and Conjurations. And what causes the magicians themselves to weary of it.

 
Phi. Well, you have said enough in that argument. But how prove you now that these charms or unnatural practices are unlawful? For so many honest and merry men and women have publicly practiced some of them, that I think if you would accuse them all of Witchcraft, you would affirm more than you will be believed in.

Epi. I see if you had paid close attention to the nature of the word by which I named it, you would not have been in this doubt, nor mistaken me so far as you have done. For although, as none can be scholars in a school, and not be subject to the master thereof; so none can study and put into practice (for study alone, and knowledge, is more perilous than offensive; and it is the practice only that makes the greatness of the offense) the circles and art of Magic, without committing a horrible defection from God. And yet, as those who read and learn their rudiments are not the more subject to any schoolmaster, if it pleases not their parents to put them to the school thereafter; So those who ignorantly try these practices, which I call the devil's rudiments, unknowing them to be baits cast out by him for trapping such as God will permit to fall into his hands: This kind of folks, I say, no doubt, are to be judged the best of, in respect they use no invocation nor help of him (by their knowledge at least) in these turns, and so have never entered themselves into Satan's service; Yet, to speak truly for my own part (I speak but for myself), I desire not to make so near a riding. For, in my opinion, our enemy is too crafty, and we too weak (except by the greater grace of God) to try such hazards, wherein he presses to trap us.

Phi. You have reason, indeed; as the common Proverb says, "They that sup with the Devil, need long spoons." But now, please proceed in describing this art of Magic.

Epi. Once individuals have come to this level of evil, having acquired knowledge (whether learned or unlearned) of this dark art, they begin to grow weary of raising their Master by conjured circles, finding it both difficult and perilous. They then plainly come to a contract with him, wherein forms and effects are specifically contained.

Phi. But before you go further, could you explain a bit about their circles and conjurations? And what might be the cause of their wearying of it? For it seems that form would be less fearful, yet than the direct association and company with that foul and unclean Spirit.

Epi. It seems you take me for a witch myself, or at the least, you'd wish to swear yourself an apprentice to that craft. Regardless, as much as I can, I shall briefly satisfy you. In the type of conjurations contained in such books, which I call the Devil's School, there are four principal parts: the persons of the conjurers, the action of the conjuration, the words and rites used for that effect, and the spirits that are conjured. You must first remember the foundation I mentioned before, which is that there is no power inherent in the circles, or in the holiness of the names of God blasphemously used, nor in whatever rites or ceremonies used at that time, that can either raise any infernal spirit or yet limit him perforce within or without these circles. It is only he, the father of all lies, who having first prescribed that form of doing, feigning himself to be commanded and restrained thereby, will be loath to exceed the bounds of these injunctions, both to make them glory in their command over him, as I said before, and also to make himself trusted in these small matters, that he may have a better opportunity thereafter to deceive them with a trick once and for all; I mean the everlasting perdition of their soul and body.
Then, laying this foundation, as I have said, these conjurations must have a few or more in number of the persons conjurers (always exceeding the singular number) according to the quality of the circle and form of apparition. Two principal things cannot well be missing in that errand: holy water (whereby the Devil mocks the Papists) and some offering of a living thing to him. There are also certain seasons, days, and hours that they observe in this purpose. These things being all ready and prepared, circles are made triangular, quadrangular, round, double, or single, according to the form of apparition they seek. But to speak of the diverse forms of the circles, the innumerable characters and crosses that are within and without, and throughout the same, of the different forms of Apparitions, that the crafty spirit deceives them with, and all such particulars in that action, I leave to too many who have busied their heads in describing the same; as being but curious and altogether unprofitable. And this far only I touch, that when the conjured Spirit appears, which will not be until after many circumstances, long prayers, and much muttering and murmuring of the conjurers; like a Papist priest dispatching a hunting Mass, how soon, I say, he appears, if they have missed one jot of all their rites; or if any of their feet once slide over the circle through terror of his fearful apparition, he pays himself at that time in his own hand, of that due debt which they owed him; and otherwise would have delayed longer to have paid him: I mean he carries them with him, body and soul. If this is not now a just cause to make them weary of these forms of conjuration, I leave it to you to judge upon; considering the lengthiness of the labor, the precise keeping of days and hours (as I have said), the terribleness of the apparition, and the present peril that they stand in, in missing the least circumstance or rite, that they ought to observe: And on the other part, the Devil is glad to move them to a plain and square dealing with him, as I said before.

Chapter VI argument.
The Devil's contract with the Magicians: division thereof into two parts: What is the difference between God's miracles and the Devil's.


Phi. Indeed, there is enough cause, but rather to leave him altogether, than to run more plainly to him, if they were wise he dealt with. But go forward now, I pray you, to these affairs, once they become deacons in this craft.

Epi. From the time that they plainly begin to contract with him; The effect of their contract consists of two things: forms and effects, as I began to tell already, were it not you interrupted me (for although the contract is mutual; I speak first of that part, wherein the Devil obliges himself to them) by forms, I mean in what shape or fashion he shall come to them, when they call upon him. And by effects, I understand, in what special sorts of services he binds himself to be subject to them. The quality of these forms and effects is less or greater, according to the skill and art of the Magician. For as to the forms, to some of the baser sort of them, he obliges himself to appear at their calling upon him, by such a proper name which he shows to them, either in the likeness of a dog, a cat, an ape, or such-like other beast; or else to answer by a voice only. The effects are to answer to such demands as concern curing of diseases, their own particular management, or such other base things as they require of him. But to the most curious sort, in the forms, he will oblige himself to enter a dead body, and out of it to give answers, concerning the event of battles, matters concerning the state of commonwealths, and such like other great questions; yea, to some, he will be a continual attendant, in the form of a Page. He will permit himself to be conjured, for the space of so many years, either in a tablet or a ring, or such like thing, which they may easily carry about with them. He gives them power to sell such wares to others, whereof some will be dearer, and some cheaper; according to the lying or true speaking of the Spirit that is conjured therein. Not but that in reality, all Devils must be liars; but so they abuse the simplicity of these wretches, that become their scholars, that they make them believe, that at the fall of Lucifer, some Spirits fell in the air, some in the fire, some in the water, some in the land: In which elements they still remain. Whereupon they build, that such as fell in the fire, or in the air, are truer than those, who fell in the water or in the land, which is all but mere prattle, and forged by the author of all deceit. For they did not fall by weight, as a solid substance, to stick in any one part: But the principal part of their fall, consisting in quality, by falling from the grace of God in which they were created, they continued still thereafter, and will do until the latter day, in wandering through the world, as God's hangmen, to execute such tasks as He employs them in. And when any of them are not occupied in that, they must return to their prison in hell (as is plain in the miracle that Christ worked at Gennesaret), therein at the latter day to be all enclosed forever: and as they deceive their scholars in this, so do they, in imprinting in them the opinion that there are so many Princes, Dukes, and Kings amongst them, every one commanding fewer or more Legions, and reigning in different arts, and quarters of the earth. For though I will not deny that there is a form of order among the Angels in Heaven, and consequently, was amongst them before their fall; yet, either that they enjoy the same since; or that God will permit us to know by damned Devils, such heavenly mysteries of His, which He would not reveal to us neither by Scripture nor Prophets, I think no Christian will once think it. But by the contrary, of all such mysteries, as He has closed up with His seal of secrecy; it becomes us to be content with humble ignorance, they being things not necessary for our salvation. But to return to the purpose, as these forms, wherein Satan obliges himself to the greatest of the Magicians, are wonderfully curious; so are the effects correspondent unto the same: For he will oblige himself to teach them arts and sciences, which he may easily do, being so learned a knave as he is: To carry them news from any part of the world, which the agility of a Spirit may easily perform: to reveal to them the secrets of any persons, so being they be once spoken, for the Though no one knows but GOD; except so far as one may guess by their countenance, as one who is undoubtedly learned enough in Physiognomy. Indeed, he will make his scholars gain favor with princes by foretelling many great things; part true, part false: for if all were false, he would lose credibility entirely; but always uncertain, as his oracles were. And he will also enable them to please princes, by fine banquets and dainty dishes, transported in a short time from the farthest part of the world. For no one doubts that he is a thief, and his agility (as I mentioned earlier) allows him to achieve such speed. Similarly, he will protect his scholars with grand appearances of armies of horsemen and footmen, castles, and forts: which all are but impressions in the air, easily formed by a spirit, drawing so close to that substance himself. Likewise, he will teach them many tricks in juggling, cards, dice, and such, to deceive people's senses thereby, and many more deceitful practices; proven by too many in this age: as those who are acquainted with that Italian called Scoto, still living, can report. And yet, all these things are mere delusions of the senses and not true in substance, similar to the false miracles worked by Pharaoh's magicians to mimic Moses: for that is the difference between God's miracles and the Devil's. God is a creator; what He makes appear in a miracle, it is so in effect. As Moses' rod being cast down, was undoubtedly turned into a natural serpent: whereas the Devil, mimicking God through his magicians, made their rods appear so, only to people's outward senses: as shown in effect by their being devoured by the other. For it is not surprising that the Devil may deceive our senses, since we see by common proof that simple jugglers will make a hundred things appear both to our eyes and ears otherwise than they are. Now, as to the Magician's part of the contract, it is essentially that thing, which I said before, the Devil seeks in all men.

Phi. Surely you have told me much in this art, if all that you have said is as true as it is wonderful.

Epi. For the truth in these actions, it will be easily confirmed to anyone who pleases to take the trouble of reading various authentic histories and inquiring into daily experiences. And as for the truth of their possibility, that they may be, and in what manner, I trust I have suggested nothing to which I have not joined such probable reasons, leaving it to your discretion to weigh and consider. One word only I omitted; regarding the form of making this contract, which is either written with the Magician's own blood or else, being agreed upon, the schoolmaster (the Devil) touches him in some part, though perhaps no mark remains, as it does with all Witches.

Chapter VII argument.
The reason why the art of Magic is unlawful. What punishment they merit: And who may be accounted guilty of that crime.


Phi. Surely, you have made this art appear very monstrous and detestable. But what, I pray you, shall be said to such as maintain this art to be lawful, for as evil as you have made it?

Epi. I say, they savor of the pain themselves, or at least little better. And yet I would be glad to hear their reasons.

Phi. There are two principally, that I ever heard used; besides that which is founded upon the common proverb (that the Necromancers command the Devil, which you have already refuted). The one is grounded upon a received custom; the other upon an authority, which some think infallible. Upon custom, we see that diverse Christian Princes and Magistrates, severe punishers of Witches, will not only overlook Magicians to live within their dominions; but even sometimes delight to see them prove some of their practices. The other reason is, that Moses, being brought up (as it is expressly said in the Scriptures) in all the sciences of the Egyptians, whereof no doubt, this was one of the principal. And he, notwithstanding this art, pleasing God as he did, consequently, that art professed by so godly a man, could not be unlawful.

Epi. As to the first of your reasons, grounded upon custom: I say, an evil custom can never be accepted for a good law, for the over great ignorance of the word in some Princes and Magistrates, and the contempt thereof in others, moves them to sin heavily against their office in that point. As to the other reason, which seems to be of greater weight, if it were formed into a Syllogism, it would need to be in many terms, and full of fallacies (to speak in terms of Logic). For first, that general proposition, affirming Moses to be taught in all the sciences of the Egyptians, should conclude that he was taught in Magic, I see no necessity. We must understand that the Spirit of God there, speaking of sciences, understands them to be lawful; for except they be lawful, they are but abusively called sciences, and are but ignorances indeed. Secondly, giving that he had been taught in it, there is great difference between knowledge and practicing of a thing (as I said before). For God knows all things, being always good, and from our sin and our infirmity proceeds our ignorance. Thirdly, giving that he had both studied and practiced the same (which is more than monstrous to be believed by any Christian), yet we know well enough, that before the Spirit of God began to call Moses, he was fled out of Egypt, being forty years of age, for the slaughter of an Egyptian, and in his good-father Jethro's land, first called at the fiery bush, having remained there another forty years in exile: so that suppose he had been the wickedest man in the world before, he then became a changed and regenerated man, and very little of old Moses remained in him. Abraham was an idolater in Ur of Chaldea, before he was called; And Paul, being called Saul, was a most sharp persecutor of the Saints of God, until that name was changed.

Phi. What punishment then think you merits these Magicians and Necromancers?

Epi. The like no doubt, that Sorcerers and Witches merit; and rather so much greater, as their error proceeds from the greater knowledge, and so draws nearer to the sin against the Holy Ghost. And as I say of them, so say I the like of all such as consults, enquires, entertains, & oversees them, which is seen by the miserable ends of many that asks counsel of them: For the Devil has never better tidings to tell to anyone, than he told to Saul; neither is it lawful to use so unlawful instruments, were it never for so good a purpose: for that axiom in Theology is most certain and infallible: "Evil must not be done that good may come of it."